I was very bored riding in the car when I noticed a lever on the side of my headrest. Naturally, I pulled it, and all it did was make the headrest fall and hit my head.
Me: What’s the purpose of this destructo-seat?
Me: Yeah! All it does is fall and hit me on the back of the head!
Me, in a in a robot voice: kill-kill-kill.
Me: All it does is hit you!
Me: Like, Bad human, you’re being stupid so I’m going to hit you on the back of the head.
Winner: the headrest/destructo-seat, because now my neck hurts from it slamming into my head and forcing it down.
I have no idea what I'm doing.