Ian: “You know, we have a good system going. Dad knows about science, Mom knows about math, I’m good at computers, and Cal knows everything else.”
Dad and I exchanged dubious glances.
Ian: “Yeah, like English, grammar, marine biology, orcas, gays, LGBT--”
Me: *under my breath* “Gay orcas.”
Ian: “Gay orcas.”
Me: “Gay orcas are my legacy.”
Ian: “And gay penguins, gay dolphins…”
Me: “Cal, what did you write your term paper on? Gay orcas.”
Ian: “And LGBT orcas…”
Me: “You do realize gay falls under LGBT, right?”
Ian: “Duh. And gay otters…”
I have no idea what I'm doing.