Me: I feel like such a hipster.
Ian: Do hipsters normally dye their hair?
Me: I was thinking more in terms of the flower crown.
Ian: I’m soo hipster.
Me: I think you’d need a bushier beard. You’d get that if you shaved and grew it out again.
Dad, chiming in: Yes, please shave.
Ian, completely ignoring us: Super hipster. Happy hipster day!
I laughed, but I was in the process of drinking water/taking my vitamins, so I ended up half-choking. I collapsed onto the hotel bed, laughing.
Ian: I killed Cal.
Me: I just snorted my meds.
Me: I was drinking water, and I started laughing, so some of it went up my nose, and it felt like I snorted my medication.
Ian: Happy hipster day.
I have no idea what I'm doing.