This past week, my family went down to Georgia and Florida to visit our relatives, who have lived there for as long as I can remember. We usually visit Georgia/my mom's side of the family at least once a year, and Florida/my dad's side every few years. (We also tend to get our southern drawls back, which lasts for about a week after we leave the South, much to my friends' amusement, but that's a story for another time.)
Me, reading store signs as we drive through town in Florida our uncle lives in: Sushi and dry cleaning. Not the worst concept I’ve ever heard of. Ooh, and Deer Hunter Guns. Nice.
Ian: Got my gun, gonna go out deer huntin’.
Me: I love me some deer hunting.
Ian mumbled something that I only caught part of.
Me: Sorry, did you just say you love deer carcass?
Ian: Hunting! I love deer hunting, not carcass.
Me: I love deer carcass!
Me: Better: I heart deer carcass.
Ian: You know what I’m gonna do when I get home?
Me: Go online and make a bumper sticker that says I heart deer carcass?
Ian: No, but that’s better. Do it.
And, as promised:
(Image made with makestickers.com)
Now you and your family can make sure the whole world is clear on your stance on deer, deer hunting, and their meat. I have no idea why anyone would want this, but you're welcome.
I have no idea what I'm doing.